by Rich Cruz, Sharyl Volpe & Ben Kleinman
Boss: Hey Hermie, do you know why you can’t put two fish like me in the same tank?
Hermie: Well… I read that if you put two betta fish in the same tank, they will fight to the death!
Boss: Outrageous! That’s a vulgar stereotype!! We’re much more civilized than that.
Hermie: Oh… Sorry. Then why can’t two Bettas be in the same tank?
Boss: There’s just no room for that on the org chart.
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